“evil devices,” indeed

Yes, I’m still envisioning my Engine Zapper for cars.

I was also envisioning “Burma Shave” style poems along the highway… “I hope this song sticks in your head… Driving Distracted is something we dread… Cindy   Combs is dead… Stop the crap and watch the road instead…”

but maybe this would be better, from Richard Masoner  via Cycle-licious (via Thinking Christian ) :

Be still before the Lord and wait patiently for him;
fret not yourself over the one who prospers in his way,
over the man who carries out evil devices!
Refrain from anger, and forsake wrath!
Fret not yourself; it tends only to evil.
For the evildoers shall be cut off.
— Psalm 37:7-9 [ESV]’

I know, I really just want to say SLOW THE F(*& DOWN…

2 responses to ““evil devices,” indeed

  1. And now I want to read the Psalm in the iambic rhythm of your Burma shave verse, but it doesn’t quite work.

  2. Be still before the Lord
    Patiently Wait
    Fret not yourself
    Over he whose wealth is great

    Refrain from anger
    Forsake Wrath
    Fret not yourself
    Keep your mind on your path

    The man who carries out
    Evil Devices
    He will be cut off

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