Yes, I’m still envisioning my Engine Zapper for cars.
I was also envisioning “Burma Shave” style poems along the highway… “I hope this song sticks in your head… Driving Distracted is something we dread… Cindy Combs is dead… Stop the crap and watch the road instead…”
but maybe this would be better, from Richard Masoner via Cycle-licious (via Thinking Christian ) :
Be still before the Lord and wait patiently for him;
fret not yourself over the one who prospers in his way,
over the man who carries out evil devices!
Refrain from anger, and forsake wrath!
Fret not yourself; it tends only to evil.
For the evildoers shall be cut off.
— Psalm 37:7-9 [ESV]‘
I know, I really just want to say SLOW THE F(*& DOWN…
And now I want to read the Psalm in the iambic rhythm of your Burma shave verse, but it doesn’t quite work.
Be still before the Lord
Patiently Wait
Fret not yourself
Over he whose wealth is great
Refrain from anger
Forsake Wrath
Fret not yourself
Keep your mind on your path
The man who carries out
Evil Devices
He will be cut off
Short.